just before the battle of hogwarts
voldemort: BRING ME HARRY POTTER BY MIDNIGHT
students:
teachers:
harry:
hermione:
ron:
grawp:
nearly headless nick:
rita skeeter:
voldemort: AND I WILL GIVE YOU AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE BALLPIT
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beesmygod:

what a weird piano

beesmygod:

what a weird piano

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“Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you.”

- Wise words from my mom  (via eatyourpie)
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captain-snark:

smthnwentwrong:

If you need to smile today, pause any frame of this gif right here: image

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i really think we need to talk about how this one

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looks like a RIDICULOUS prom photo 

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hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

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kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

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HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → f
food

"Harry’s mouth fell open. The dishes in front of him were now piled with food. He had never seen so many things he liked to eat on one table: roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops and lamb chops, sausages, bacon and steak, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, fries, Yorkshire pudding, peas, carrots, gravy, ketchup, and, for some strange reason, peppermint humbugs."

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1. Wash your sheets every two weeks, I promise you’ll sleep better.

2. If a boy breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry.

3. If a girl breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry.

4. School is important, but there are many things you can’t learn in a classroom. Pursue them.

5. Find your passion, and run with it.

6. No, you don’t need to lose weight.

7. You are beautiful without make up.

8. You are beautiful with make up.

9. Being a good person will never go out of style

10. Buy yourself flowers if you’re feeling sad.

11. Getting enough sleep is very important.

12. Drinking water has so many benefits

13. Believe in fairytales, believe in love, and allow no one to steal your magic.

14. Reading is good for the soul.

15. I am not here to judge you, but I will always support what I think is best for you.

16. I appreciate you.

17. I am proud of you.

18. Even on your worst days, you will never disappoint me.

19. I love you no matter what.

- 19 Things I Will Tell My Daughter (via brennanat)
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Nobody has time for your delusions, Malia.

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shitifindon:

feministbatwoman:

gishkishenh:

hojasenblanco:

Dangerous wolf

Big Bad Wolf, indeed.

"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"

TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUM

shitifindon:

feministbatwoman:

gishkishenh:

hojasenblanco:

Dangerous wolf

Big Bad Wolf, indeed.

"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"

TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY TUM

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HZ